Ever since I can remember, pregnancy has been something that falls into the ‘Slightly Terrifying Life Adventures’ category. My social media feeds are currently flooded with pregnancy announcements and some of my closest friends are among them. It seemed only fitting to have a little fun with my pregnancy fears/concerns. Pooping on the table. OH. MY. GOD. I would do anything if it meant avoiding this. I don’t care how many times the doctors and their staff have seen it. Nope.